B: What!?
A: Wayne Gretzky is riding down the street…in the back bed of a sensitively painted aqua and west coast blue pick up truck…and he’s wearing a matching designed jump suit…
B: So?…Wait, what?
A:…and he has a giant joint-shaped torch in his hand-
B: Right?
A: - And there’s another man hiding in the back with him, holding another joint shaped torch, ready to give it to him whenever his burns out. And all these really drunk guys are running down the street chasing the truck trying to get a picture of Wayne. And they’re running side by side with the pick truck for an extended period of time. And these same guys follow Wayne for many city blocks. And these guys are determined. They’re dodging Security guards (who aren’t trying to catch them anyway), while maintaining the fist pump, while holding cheap point shoot video cameras, because they are going to have future youtube videos which will earn them 1,000,000 hits. And maybe funny spin off Wayne Gretzky/OJ Simpson ’spoof’ videos.
B: This is bullshit. Where are the cops?
A: They’re there too.
B: Jamie enough okay. Enough.
A: No they were there, escorting him down the street. Occasionally blaring their sirens. Looking concerned, but not enough to do anything about the drunk guys filming them chasing Wayne down the street in the rain.